Oh poopers...
Sam / 19 / She
Heir of Breath / Friendleader
Magical Girl


Know where a real cowboy keeps his gun?
His heart.

gw2-team:

A guard decided that she did not like Lord Faren, so she attacked him. Then Faren got stuck in the wall and she continued to attack him. GG Lord Faren.

gw2-team:

A guard decided that she did not like Lord Faren, so she attacked him. Then Faren got stuck in the wall and she continued to attack him. GG Lord Faren.

0:40

ladderboss:

send this to your friends when they’re sad

(Source: danksouls2)

17:24

mercy-misrule:

jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

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17:23

mobiusringtone:

"Get Rings" by Geneva Hodgson

I don’t know what it is about this comic, but it has stood out to me since the moment I read it. It’s so simple. but at the same time it’s just very… I don’t even know the right word. It just makes me feel kind of quiet and makes me think.

20:55

(Source: mogruith)

18:49
posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:


Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

posiprinces:

toboldlysplitinfinitive:

Some ducks because you are sad

thank you they are adorable you’re fab uwu

HE SHOOK HIMSELF SO HARD HE ALMOST FELL OVER 

16:44

moonfall-requiem:

If you’ve ever wondered when Jupiter will next be aligned with Mars, Van Cleef & Arpels has a watch that will tell you. Its new Midnight Planetarium Poetic Complication watch has six rotating disks, each bearing a tiny sphere representing one of the six planets visible with the naked eye.

The disks rotate at different speeds so that each sphere makes one revolution around the dial in the time it takes the actual planet it represents – Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter or Saturn – to orbit the sun.  Mercury in 88 days, Venus in 224, Earth in a year, Mars in 687 days, Jupiter in 12 years and Saturn in 29. It’s a very complex watch and a true display of supreme watchmaking. Time is indicated by a shooting-star symbol rotating around the dial’s circumference. Leveraging the brand’s specialty in jewelry, each of the planets are represented by precious and semi-precious stones, ranging from red jasper to serpentine and turquoise. An even more extravagant edition is available with baguette-cut diamonds set into the bezel.

The planet module was designed by Christian van der Klaauw, renowned for his movements featuring astronomical indications. The movement is self-winding and contains 396 components.  The case is 44 mm in diameter and made of rose gold. The dial is made of aventurine and the planets of semiprecious stones.  Price: about $245,000; a diamond-set version will be about $330,000.

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14:39
shieunni:

Aftercare session with Russia and America!

shieunni:

Aftercare session with Russia and America!

12:33
orange-plum:

lickthegerman:

original by himaruya. | the file name for this off his blog was
“fafafafakku.jpg”        hima, pls. 

I knew I had the right interpretation of him.

orange-plum:

lickthegerman:

original by himaruya. | the file name for this off his blog was

“fafafafakku.jpg”        hima, pls. 

I knew I had the right interpretation of him.

10:27

the-tardis-is-mine:

i think one of the reasons we’re all obsessed with puns is because we grew up with these three:

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8:22